Nor is she a green (wo)man.
She does dance elegantly in the wind.
i present to you, Dancing Phyllis:
(this was taken with a very old iphone that
was given to me, which i cannot use as a phone
but do enjoy playing with. Elegant, if ungainly Phyllis is a
Philadelphus x virginalis 'Natchez' and features
very large blossoms.)